kittyfireball

Last night I hit up seven different guys for a hook up. Most of them from my BJ-only list. It's always tricky, timing wise, to send multiple homing pigeons to multiple recipients. Just how long should I wait after texting #1 (let's just refer to them by number, shall we) before texting #2, 3, 4.... I decided to let distance be my guide.

I'd had a dreary night at a special Chester Bennington tribute at an eastside dance club. I thought it would be a cool way to pay respects whilst dancing to the awesome music of Linkin Park, their contemporaries, and musical influences. Instead it was a gathering of (dude-heavy) enthusiastic fans who, instead of dancing, watched and reacted to the huge video screen as though they were attending a live concert. It felt like a wake being held at a frat party. Don't get me wrong. It was a touching tribute by fans, but it also felt extra sad to watch a larger-than-life Chester in performance videos. I wanted to dance. I wanted to FEEL the music, not SEE it.

So I left early, around 12:30am, feeling restless, horny, and need of a mood boost. I hit up #1 although I knew he had moved across town that day so most likely went to bed already. After ten minutes and no response, I hit up #2, a long-time though infrequent BJ-only pal. Crickets. As I headed West, I emailed a Craigslist connection I'd been flirting with on and off for years. Around this time, #2 texted that he was out of town but let's do it at the end of the month. I was now on the Westside and texted #4, who lived a bit north, but totally worth the drive. So far I'd only heard back from #2. I decided to head home but hit-up the guys who lived along my route. #4 messaged me; he was out of town but returning the next day. We flirted via text for the next hour as I drove home. Messages to #5, 6, and 7 went out in the order of their locations. #5 got back to me right away. He was out and wouldn't be home for several hours. Scratch. #6 texted 3 hours later with a 'Yes” answer to my “bj anyone?” text. I told him I believed the offer expired about two and a half hours ago. I told him we'd do it soon and would he like to be my Guinea pig so I could practice my handjob skills. Yes? No? Maybe? Hello?! No answer. GRRR! When he wants a blow job he's all please-and-thank you but now can't be bothered to answer a simple question. #6 will be jerking off from here on in.

Numbers 1, 3, and 7 got back to me in the morning. Respectively, “wiped out from moving went to bed early”, “was that offer only for last night can we do it tonight”, and “was asleep already when u texted”.

So I never did get any. I ended up watching porn and giving myself a better orgasm that any guy ever has. But there's something to be said for Cock. There are reasonable facsimiles, sure, but sometimes you just need the real thing.